Here's a story for you guyses!
Once there was a land ruled by a king and queen. The land was full of magic, magic was knit into every blade of grass, every mountain, every tree, every stream, river, and lake, every stone, from huge boulders that had stood there since the beginning of time to tiny pebbles. Magic was in the air. This magical country was roughly rectangular, except for a piece of land sticking out from the northwest corner, called the Finger.
The king and queen were middle-aged, but they had no child. The people were torn between loving their queen and hoping that the king would remarrry. The bishop in particular of the people loved her; she always lislened to his speeches and smiled during the most boring of them, the ones where even he knew they were boring. Everyone loved her very much, so when she became sick, her subjects were both sad and hopeful.

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Mrs. Martin gave us homewrk for this morning for math. She's helping some people writ an 8th grade math textbook. She gave us about twenty problems to work, and, once I understood them, they were pretty easy! there were two problems that gave me trouble though. I hope you know, Jill, 'cause when I come, I'm gonna ask you. If you don't though, that's fine. I'm not going to get a grade on this.